the mail came! |
It became immediately apparent the postal lady left her sense of humor at home and was sucking all the fun from the immediate postal area.
Me: Sam Smith is already getting bills for this stuff.
Sourpuss: How do you know?
Me: Because I opened some of the letters to see what they were.
Sourpuss: Opening someone else’s mail is illegal. You cannot do that. Blah Blah. Stink eye…
Me: So stop bringing me someone else’s mail! Return stink eye…
So now I’m guilty of mail fraud and this exchange has likely been recorded in my permanent file.
talya
Musical Pairings:
Elvis Presley, “Return to Sender”
Lucy didn’t care for this political ad |
“Discourse is fleeting, but junk mail is forever.” Joe Bob Briggs