I collect tickets in each state like my mother collects shot glasses.
Towns where they grow giant junior high girl basketball players. We Keiser Yellow Jackets have first hand knowledge.
Lady, do you have any recent moving violations?
Ummm, maybe…. (probably not the best answer but I was smiling)
WHAT? (not smiling)
Well, I got a ticket last month in Oklahoma, but the officer said it wouldn’t go on my record.
(I was trying my best to show him I was wearing a Razorback t-shirt… IF you know what I mean.)
Rudely, he never noticed. Too much fire spewing from his evil eyeballs.