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Seven Shades of Yoga

September 4, 2013 By Talya Tate Boerner

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Within seven seconds, I chose yoga over Facebook. I hadn’t been to yoga in weeks and was spending way too much time with the other. But I’d been busy. Writing, I’m alway writing. And last month I had strep throat that lingered. Plus we just returned from vacation. 
Yada, yada. 
Excuses, excuses. 
Seven minutes later, I was out the door and into the humid morning wearing my favorite yoga pants that somehow seemed smaller.
After a seven minute drive, I signed my name on the clipboard. “Don’t worry if I spend the whole class in child’s pose—just ignore me, I’m rusty.” I explained to Michelle who teaches Explore the Body. I needed to explore my body. We had become strangers as of late.
Michelle laughed and promised to call an ambulance if I stopped breathing altogether. She’s nice that way.
I sorted through at least seven yoga mats to uncover mine, dusty and abandoned, propped in the corner where I left it in July.  
Seven minutes into shoulder stretches, I felt the squeeze of a Charley Horse building through my arm. I adjusted. Charley eventually released his vise-grip hold on my invisible bicep, but not until I reverted to steady pre-labor breathing exercises. 
Seven minutes later, I floundered into and out of Thread the Needle Zen Pose. But I did it. Sort of.
Seven more poses, and my shoulders loosened, my mind cleared, the nerve endings in my body tingled. 
Seven cleansing breaths into Uttanasana, I could bend near enough to the ground to notice my shabby toe polish. 
Seven shades into final Shivasana, I remembered why I love yoga. 
Namaste.
talya
This was written for the Write Tribe Festival of Words. Prompt: the number Seven.

Filed Under: Writing Tagged With: creative writing prompt, humor, yoga

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  1. Pheno Menon says

    September 4, 2013 at 6:17 am

    I am returning to yoga myself after a month long travel madness

    PhenoMenon
    http://throodalookingglass.com/2013/09/bison-2/

  2. Talya Tate Boerner says

    September 4, 2013 at 6:45 am

    Good for you! It felt great, after the cramp and all.

  3. Mina Menon says

    September 4, 2013 at 6:46 am

    I lov the way yoga or any exercise for tht matter make sthe dayy so much more active 🙂

  4. Suresh Chandrasekaran says

    September 4, 2013 at 7:23 am

    Oh! Heck! I have been yada-yadaing all my life and am yet to start learning yoga 🙁

  5. Lana88 says

    September 4, 2013 at 7:50 am

    My hubby and I have only recently started doing yoga together. I couldn’t believe how relaxing it was!! I often use some of the yoga techniques we learned to relax when I am about to go to bed or just need to wind down. Love it!

  6. Roshni AaMom says

    September 4, 2013 at 8:30 am

    Yoga is very demanding….people have this mistaken belief that it is not much work; but it is! It’s a wonderful workout!

    Roshni
    http://www.indianamericanmom.com

  7. Gayle Glass says

    September 4, 2013 at 9:06 am

    Ahh…now you made me wonder…Where is that yoga DVD?

  8. anuymous dev says

    September 4, 2013 at 11:17 am

    Being a fitness freak,I love reading & practicing Yoga time to time.Thank you for sharing..:)

    http://sailorswiferamblings.blogspot.com/2013/09/seven-sacred-chants.html

  9. Writercat59 says

    September 4, 2013 at 12:15 pm

    Phew, I was exhausted just reading about your workout. Never realized yoga was that intensive but then I’ve never tried it. Great use of the number seven and I chuckled over your post.

  10. Ranveer vishal says

    September 4, 2013 at 1:33 pm

    Hey, been almost one year since I started and I feel more relaxed and fit. It’s another thing thy I am still struggling with movements..lol

    • Talya Tate Boerner says

      September 4, 2013 at 3:07 pm

      It really is a great way to get fit. I’m already sore (a good sore) from the workout described in this post.

  11. Ranveer vishal says

    September 4, 2013 at 1:33 pm

    It’s me on http://www.vishalbheeroo.wordpress.com

  12. Mama Zen says

    September 4, 2013 at 2:40 pm

    I really need to get back to yoga!

    • Talya Tate Boerner says

      September 4, 2013 at 3:07 pm

      Well yeah. Especially with that name Mama Zen!

  13. Tim Hardin says

    September 4, 2013 at 2:49 pm

    uhhh…wasn’t Yoga a bear’s name? After reading your hilarious story, I think Yoga really could be a bear, or at least, it would be for me to try to do…just sayin’.=) And please, no visuals of me fighting the Yoga “bear” unless you can visualize me at the ER, later.=) But seriously though, when it comes to me trying Yoga, I just don’t think my ‘stretchy pants’ can stretch that far.=)

    • Talya Tate Boerner says

      September 4, 2013 at 3:06 pm

      Oh sure they would. Lycra is very stretchy.

  14. Winnie says

    September 4, 2013 at 3:26 pm

    I really need to get back to Yoga…. Loved your story!

    • Talya Tate Boerner says

      September 5, 2013 at 3:42 am

      Thanks Winnie! Have you tried Lotus Yoga in Lakewood? It’s my favorite. We should go together sometime!

  15. dianasmusings says

    September 5, 2013 at 12:42 am

    After reading your story, I am interested to practice Yoga too 🙂 Lovely post Talya.

  16. Suzy says

    September 5, 2013 at 1:34 am

    Love yoga and yes Shavasana – the best of all – sheer bliss.

  17. Aditi says

    September 8, 2013 at 12:32 am

    Love the way you’ve written this….There are days when I wake up on time and do my Yoga routine, I am pumped up through the day. Both my body and mind feel light. Then there are days when I just get a little lazy :(, trying to change that!

  18. Me says

    September 9, 2013 at 3:18 am

    I am in love with yoga ever since I took part in a workshop last year. But I find so many excuses not to do it nowadays.

  19. Me says

    September 9, 2013 at 3:18 am

    I am in love with yoga ever since I took part in a workshop last year. But I find so many excuses not to do it nowadays.

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